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@ -148,15 +148,15 @@ Chuck Norris doesn't read. He just stares at the book until he gets the informat
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t brew up tea. He sucks the bag. Chuck Norris doesn't brew up tea. He sucks the bag.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t eat salad, he eats vegetarians Chuck Norris doesn't eat salad, he eats vegetarians
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them. Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris dosent carry a list. He always knows what to do. Chuck Norris doesn't carry a list. He always knows what to do.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ Chuck Norris found the last digit of pie
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him............ the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife
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Chuck Norris has a battlecruiser AND a car. Chuck Norris has a battle cruiser AND a car.
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Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea Chuck Norris has killed the Dead Sea
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@ -188,7 +188,7 @@ Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked name
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Chuck Norris is currently suing any broadway theater that plays "The Nutcracker". He claims its an infringement on his "other" roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris is currently suing any broadway theater that plays "The Nutcracker". He claims its an infringement on his "other" roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is entitiled to his own facts. Chuck Norris is entitled to his own facts.
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Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a h
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity. Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris is the life of parties he dosen't attend Chuck Norris is the life of parties he doesn't attend.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death. Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris. Th
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to. The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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